Regarding Something Completely Unrelated To Halloween

Today, I was supposed to participate in a public speaking competition, but in the end, I didn't. Read on. I'm somewhat disappointed that I did not get a chance to speak because I think I wrote a pretty good speech. Here it is:

Good morning honourable judges, teachers and all my fellow friends. The title of my speech is "the importance of being prepared". I am afraid that I have been pulled unwillingly to join this competition. Being the incredibly blur person that I am, I had no idea that the public speaking competition was today and so, I only prepared this speech 5 minutes ago. If I was more prepared by finding out beforehand when this competition was going to be held, I would not be in this awkward situation. Thus, I shall take this as a lesson so that next time, I will not be unprepared. Thank you.

Hmm, simple, short, sweet, and a bit tongue-in-the-cheek. I might have won.

Or not. On second thought, maybe it was a blessing in disguise that I didn't have to present it.

In other news, HAPPY HALLOWEEN.